Monday, September 10, 2007

You should all be millionaires

Week 1 of Philanthropy 4-0
There are people that claim that they pick games for a living. I pick games to make a living for you. I am 4-0 because I care about my listeners. My motives are pure. By the end of this season, none of you should still have a job. We are all going to retire. I swear, the mentally handicapped must make these lines. It is so simple.

Today on the show we will rundown all of the college and NFL games from the weekend. I got up from the couch twice this weekend. I also plan on saying the smartest thing ever uttered by human tongue.