Vinnie Verno starts 1-4 (The Excuses)

Thanks to Oklahoma St.- game and spread never in question
Florida- was bogus.  How could I have known they can't even snap the ball?
UConn- I had no idea that Usain Bolt was playing QB for Michigan. Fastest QB ever.
Texas- they were playing a food.  Could have racked it up, they didnt care.
Northwestern- that will teach me to trust nerds. gave up cover-killer td with 2 min to go. stupid nerds.